Who Is Simon And Why Should You Listen To Me?
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am Simon The Scammer, a devious scam artist who delights in taking advantage of your misery, and making a fortune with my make money schemes. I lie and cheat my way to the top...so to speak.
However, long before I began my online success story and created one of my first now famous websites @, "Money Ain't Free", I too was once working for peanuts…I used to bust my ass, probably like you do right now.
I had serious gambling debts, I was a drunk and on my way to becoming a hardcore drug addict, alternately living out of my rebuilt 1968 VW bus, roadside truck stops, and cheap motels where I could hide from my bookie, my dealer, and spend my nights with cheap hookers in exchange for a sack of cheeseburgers.
My life was spinning out of control, but I knew there had to be a better way to make a living that didn't require me to wear a suit as a traveling encyclopedia salesman, knocking on doors for impromptu appointments, and wasting my life away working for the man.
That's when I learned about how Al Gore had invented the Internets, the Google, and this thing called the Twitter, so I started looking at Youtube videos and reading stuff like weblogs for that magic bullet that would propel my personal ambitions and make me the loot I knew I deserved for doing very little work, and maybe next to nothing out of pocket...
I'd spend sleepless nights at coffee shops with free wi-fi surfing the Webs for the right money-making schemes, and I joined any programs that promised to help me kiss my day job and ugly wife goodbye for good...and with a clear goal of going from broke as a joke to making insane cash in a matter of days or weeks!
After splashing through the last of my family's life savings on every eBay, Amazon, Clickbank, Adwords, and all other kinds of biz ops and MLM systems on the Net, I quickly realized that the EASIEST WAY to make any real money online was to use make money schemes to ruthlessly exploit the online failures of everyone else.
I cleverly took on the moniker of "Simon The Scammer" and the rest is history...
